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Umpqua Bank visits my son's school

February 8th, 2012 at 11:35 pm

My son is excited about the new School Savings plan Umpqua Bank is offering. I am not. My son earns 6% interest on his credit union account, Umpqua Bank offers 0.1%. I tell him this is 1/60th of his credit union rate.

I thought my kid was good at math. What happened to the good ol' days of rocketing returns from shorting the banks, boy?
[heavy sigh]
Washington Mutual, the "we faw down and go boom" bank, was offering .25% way back when.

The only advantages I see is that my boy does his banking in person, he gets a piece o'swag for a deposit reward, and I have an excuse to visit an Umpqua Bank to cash in my "free coffee!" Chinook Book coupon without looking like someone on the take.

9 Responses to “Umpqua Bank visits my son's school”

  1. rob62521 Says:
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    Sorry the interest rate isn't as good, but maybe banking at school will be a positive thing for your child as well as classmates. Maybe they could form a banking gang!

  2. PauletteGoddard Says:
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    @rob62521 this is what would be hilarious: my kid offering a silver "mutual fund" among his schoolmates. "Sure you can't buy an ounce every week, but buy a fraction of it and reap your profits when you sell!" Or "The Diversity Money Market Fund" where immigrants' children learn arbitrage trading foreign currency.

  3. snafu Says:
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    Anything that gets the idea of savings into a child's head is great! Ideas ingrained in children are often carried out as adults. Kids tell their parents and with a bit of luck changes behavior from over spending to saving at least a little.

  4. wowitsawonderfullife Says:
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    For a small investment this will teach you kids a valuable lesson. I bet they won't make a math error again!

  5. My English Castle Says:
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    I still laugh at the 25 cents my mom would send in the Farmers and Mechanics bank envelope every week. Meanwhile my father was on the board at the Credit Union.

  6. baselle Says:
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    Its a hard lesson, but an important one: you don't make money by hype, you make it by math. I appreciated Umpqua's donation to the PNA - it made them look like good guys but it did disguise their poor interest rate. The final advantage for the lad is that you can say "Umpqua" after dinner and release a little gas. Big Grin

  7. PauletteGoddard Says:
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    advantage...is that you can say 'Umpqua' after dinner and release a little gas.
    Gold star comment!

    I thought about this: we're making .4% on our money market account, but we don't go for online banks because at some point we may need that money. We earn more interest with smaller amounts in other accounts. Why should my child have all his $ in 6% interest accounts? He earns more interest with riskier investments, and less with guaranteed investments.

    Also, for the same reason people like me shell out $3 for foo-foo coffee and pay higher prices for groceries, my son wants to bank with Umpqua despite the low interest rate: the proximity. they come to his school every week. He doesn't have to wait for his mom or dad to walk him to BECU.

  8. baselle Says:
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    Thoughts about 1/2 BECU and 1/2 Umpqua and watch his money grow (or not grow?)

  9. PauletteGoddard Says:
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    more like 66% BECU, 22% precious metals and 12% Umpqua.

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